Finally, some positive news in our bid to return to normality, and the government has set a date to get the homeless back on the streets.
Hotels, which have been clogged up with smellies since the virus began, will be told to get them out, so that the holiday season can restart in earnest.
Local homeless man, Peter Thape is pensive about returning to his doorway, and has apologised to regular people for exposing them to something so uneasy on the eye.
‘Sorry about sitting on the street making you have to think about ways of ignoring me each day,’ said Thape.
‘Perhaps I should have stayed at home longer being abused by my step dad,’ he added.