Lying bastard, Grandpa Joe has finally been convicted of disability fraud after admitting that he had faked a back injury for 20 years.
Shame has eventually fallen on the Bucket family after Social Services caught up with Grandpa Joe, following the release of a film that showed supposedly-crippled Joe dancing around his bedroom.
Spokesman for Social Services, Peter Thape said that they eventually found Grandpa Joe hiding with Slugworth; both off their tits, on fizzy lifting drinks.
‘That lazy bastard made his grandson go out to work and empty his bed pan,’ said Thape.
‘Meanwhile, he was in bed the whole time with two women and a cuckold,’ added Thape.