Hairdresser should be on essential worker list, argue women


Whilst men are missing McDonalds and football, women are starting to get pretty nervous about the state of their hair.

2 to 3 weeks of isolation was just about palatable, but talk of six months has sent many women into extreme behaviour.

Local head owner, Murial Hislop has started discussing nefarious plans to smuggle in a mobile hairdresser that she knows.

‘If I get the virus, so be it, at least my roots will look ok in hospital,’ said Hislop.

‘We’re way past the touch up stage,’ she added.