Hello! Editor resigns after Adele has secret wedding


Hello! Magazine frontman, Peter Thape has stepped down after news leaked yesterday that singer, Adele had married Simon Konecki without consulting Hello!

Long-time editor Peter Thape has fallen on his sword with a parting shot at free-thinking celebrities, who could easily destroy the business with such careless behaviour. Thape fears that without magazine authorisation, celebrities could eat at the wrong restaurants, get pregnant when someone else is pregnant in the same issue, or add and lose weight without the proper photos.

‘She’s already had a baby, and alcohol problems – there’s nothing left,’ said Thape.

‘We can only hope that she gets divorced, and marries Zayn Malik, as we’d planned,’ added Thape.