Holding in a poo becomes highlight of man’s day


Have you been talking for years about how much stuff you’d do if you weren’t at work, and have done absolutely fuck all with two full weeks off.

If so you’re not alone, as the nation labours, zombie-like, through each day stumbling from one meal to another, waiting for a governmental update on your imminent death.

Local bored man, Peter Thape has spent most of his life waiting for this two week paid gifted time off, and talked about how much he would do with such a privilege.

‘I’ve become so lazy, I just can’t be arsed doing anything,’ said Thape.

‘Yesterday I held a shit in for an hour; that became the highlight of my day,’ he added.