A man has been astonished to find everything looking exactly as it did after he returned from his one week away in Alicante.
Local man, Peter Thape (24) felt like he’d been away for six months, after partying seven nights, falling in love, going on trips, and generally fucking up his body clock.
Thape came back in the taxi from the airport genuinely shocked to see Spar still on the same corner, his old junior school still there, and the gutter still leaking at his shitty rented house.
‘That girl’s already deleted me off Facebook,’ said a saddened Thape.
‘Probably wasn’t worth catching chlamydia for,’ added Thape.