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How many times should the barber’s cock touch your elbow?

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Legislation is being brought in to restrict the number of times the barber is allowed to brush his knob against your arm during a haircut.

The bill is currently going through The House of Commons, and looks like being restricted to a dozen per haircut.

Local hair owner, Peter Thape tucks his arms in as tight as possible in the barber’s chair, but still regularly gets a whiff of a stray knob on his forearm or upper arm.

‘I’m hoping the whole thing is an accident, but I’m not so sure,’ said Thape.

‘If it wasn’t for the high back of the chair, I think he’d have spunked on my back,’ added Thape.

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