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‘How much do I need to spend to get a Valentine’s nosh?’ ask men

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Men everywhere are doing the calculation of how much to spend to illicit the correct pound for pound response from their valentine.

Restaurant tables and bunch of flower investments are being made, in the hope of a midweek return that they would normally associate with an occasional Sunday morning.

Local man, Peter Thape is taking his wife to a seafood restaurant, and hopes that the mentally priced lobster yields a top result.

‘I know Valentine’s Day is all about love,’ said Thape.

‘But, as a male…love and my weener are very closely linked,’ added Thape.

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