Human statue relieved he didn’t go on anti-racism demo


Human statue, Peter Thape is relieved that he didn’t go on the anti-racism demonstrations, as he’d originally intended to.

Thape told Cutting News that he’d planned to attend in his normal costume, only moving to occasionally frighten small children, and to retrieve notes from his collection tin.

Thape added that he would have been unable to react if the crowd had turned on him, refusing to break the fourth wall.

‘This is a serious career,’ said Thape.

‘I’m not just a failing actor…honest,’ he added.