I’d want to, but Boris says we can’t see your mum

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Men everywhere have been saddened by The Prime Minister’s announcement that mothers-in-law need to be kept in isolation.

Local husband, Peter Thape had been looking forward to spending his Sunday lunch with his wife’s mum, who’s not particularly liked him for 15 years.

Thape told Cutting News that he’ll miss the extensive range of sniping comments and not-so subtle put-downs.

‘She’s always wanted her daughter to marry this other guy she was engaged to,’ said Thape.

‘He fuckin’ left the country; I know why now,’ added Thape.