‘I’ll probably just have loads of sex,’ says rueful pigeon

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A pigeon, who has been enjoying the fullness of spring with local females, has admitted that he feels genuine envy as he looks in through office windows.

Four year old pigeon, Peter Thape has admitted to having a tear in his eye, as he humps another of the pretty pigeons in his harem from his office window sill vantage point. As Thape completes his springtime obligations he can see the busy office staff working hard and fulfilling their personal and professional ambitions by typing, answering endless calls, and brown-nosing their line manager.

‘I’ve got nothing to do now for the rest of the day,’ admitted an empty-sacked, Thape.

‘Probably just get some free food, before I fly off somewhere warm,’ added Thape.