Introverts want social distancing increased to 3 metres


Whilst the clamour to lessen social distancing gains momentum, many of the quieter people in society would be happy to see it increase.

Local quiet man, Peter Thape owns a book, and he is able to entertain himself by looking at the words inside it, and forming a set of pictures in his imagination.

Thape is in no hurry for the world to return to its previously shitty state, and has asked that distancing between humans be set somewhere between 3 and 5 metres permanently.

‘Got to be honest, I’ve enjoyed this lockdown,’ said Thape.

‘The deaths are a bit of an inconvenience; but otherwise, I’m a fan,’ he added.