Is it bothering getting light today?


There’s a very good chance that you’ve already missed the brightest part of the day, which may have happened whilst you were asleep.

Today can’t be arsed getting much lighter, and is hoping to stay dull until it gets dark just after four o’clock.

Local woman, Murial Hislop is already angry at the outside, and considering going to bed for the night, even though it’s only ten past nine in the morning.

‘I hate the winter,’ said Hislop.

‘Perhaps I’ll go shopping. Buy another fancy top – that’ll be the answer,’ added Hislop.