Men are facing a difficult question today about whether to invest in Valentine’s flowers on a day of the week when they already have half a chance of some rudeness.
As everybody knows, women drink enough alcohol on a Friday to find their husband’s dangly bits attractive enough to partake in the nasty.
Thus, local husband, Peter Thape is trying to weigh up the need for a £5 spend on a cursory bunch of forecourt flowers.
‘I’d have preferred a Monday for a Valentine’s Day,’ said Thape.
‘Seems a bit of a waste, having it on a Friday, when I’m already odds on for a fumble,’ he added.