Is self-isolation the best excuse ever to get out of stuff?


The greatest excuse ever has landed on our doorsteps, for free, with the all, new…‘Sorry, I’m self-isolating.’

If you can’t be arsed visiting parents, in-laws, grannies, or dickhead friends the best get out of jail free card has descended upon us.

Local plumber, Peter Thape already knows what he’ll be saying on Monday instead of turning up to do a job that will see him elbow deep in faeces.

‘Sorry, I’m afraid I’m self-isolating,’ practiced Thape.

‘This virus is the best thing ever,’ added Thape.