‘Is the chippy open on a Bank Holiday?’ asks the nation


People can’t be arsed making any dinner, and are busy asking the question…Is the chippy open tonight?

Some people have replaced the word chippy with the name of their local takeaway, but the question remains the same.

Local mum, Murial Hislop knows the answer to your question.

‘Yes, it is,’ said Hislop.


‘No, it’s not. It wouldn’t be open anyway. It doesn’t open on Mondays, you knob,’ she added.