ITV to increase programmes based on emotional cruelty


ITV have pledged to offer more programmes based on being cruel, and then see how it effects suicide rates of contestants and presenters.

ITV are set to launch…Let’s all Laugh at Spazzies, which will give disabled people a chance to increase their Instagram following, whilst we gawp at them.  

Local TV fan, Peter Thape is big on watching emotionally challenged people on the telly for his entertainment.

‘Well…it’s just a bit of fun, init,’ said Thape.

‘And I’ve put my face in a little Be Kind symbol on Facebook, so I’m in the clear,’ he added.