Janet Jackson had a great time at Glastonbury last night going through her favourite songs, unfortunately she forgot to sing them to the crowd.
Jackson, who’d dressed for the Siberian version of Glastonbury, looked too fucked to belt out any of her tunes.
Pop fan, Peter Thape was in the audience, and watched on as Jackson whispered the songs to the dozen people around her that could hear.
‘If I’d have wanted to watch people dancing to a Janet Jackson backing track, I’d watch Britain’s Got Talent,’ said Thape.
‘We just started to sing get your tit out for the lads after a while,’ added Thape.