‘Keep your berries!’ Man tells dessert


A man has reprimanded his restaurant dessert for arriving with berries and fruit on, and not quite enough cheesecakey stuff.

Peter Thape (36) from Swindon never allowed his anger to drop as he wolfed down the fatty part of his dessert, leaving the coulis nonsense untouched for the waiter to see.

Having spent over £100 on the family meal, Thape found himself helplessly staring at his children’s yet unfinished sticky toffee puddings, desperately hoping that one of them might need some help.

‘I don’t want to come out, spend mental money, and eat fruit,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve come out to eat fat. That’s why I’m here. Don’t put fruit on the plate, and make me feel bad,’ added Thape.