‘Killing Eve’ a welcome boost for Psychopaths


Psychopaths everywhere have welcomed the new BBC series, Killing Eve, which is highlighting the traditionally lonely occupation of psychopathic killing.

Job centres, and employment websites have reported an 80% rise in the take up of full-time and part-time jobs as a psychopath, which are ordinarily difficult roles to fill.

Local psychopath, Peter Thape is pleased that a little glamour and pizzazz have been injected into the featured psychopathic character by the BBC.

‘Too often, people like myself get pigeon-holed as unkempt madmen, rolling around in their own faeces,’ said Thape.

‘So, congrats to the BBC for being brave enough to cast a real stunner to represent us,’ added Thape.