Psychopaths everywhere have welcomed the new BBC series, Killing Eve, which is highlighting the traditionally lonely occupation of psychopathic killing.
Job centres, and employment websites have reported an 80% rise in the take up of full-time and part-time jobs as a psychopath, which are ordinarily difficult roles to fill.
Local psychopath, Peter Thape is pleased that a little glamour and pizzazz have been injected into the featured psychopathic character by the BBC.
‘Too often, people like myself get pigeon-holed as unkempt madmen, rolling around in their own faeces,’ said Thape.
‘So, congrats to the BBC for being brave enough to cast a real stunner to represent us,’ added Thape.