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Lionesses return home to a month’s ironing

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The England Women’s team will return home to a month’s worth of ironing, and probably quite a bit of washing to do.

Local husband, Peter Thape is married to England’s Lucy Bronze, and he’s proper pissed off that his misses has been out for over a month.

Thape has been on beans on toast for four weeks, but on a positive has not been under any pressure to have a shower, either.

‘She just said she’s going out to play football; I bet she’s been out after,’ said Thape.

‘Where are the tablet things for the dishwasher?’ asked Thape.

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