Local newsagent offers to swap jobs with Danny Rose


Danny Rose is looking forward to living in a racism-free world when he stops playing football, in the next two or three years.

But local newsagent, Sanjay Kapoor isn’t convinced that such a nirvana exists outside the world of professional football.

Sanjay spent last night wiping phlegm out of his wife’s hair after she challenged a drunk in the shop, and was told to fuck off home into the bargain.

‘Perhaps Danny is going to live in Disneyland after he retires,’ suggested Sanjay.

‘If not, maybe he could help me put the right supplements in the papers in the morning,’ added Sanjay.