Love Island’s ‘Plus-size’ contestant hardly a lard arse


The nation is not wholly convinced by Love Island’s sincerity in their attempt to include a plus-sized ordinary woman in this year’s line-up.  

Love Island’s understanding of an ‘Ordinary’ looking girl, and the public’s interpretation of ordinary may differ.

Local man, Peter Thape helped Cutting News understand the difference between an ordinary woman and the contestant on Love Island.

‘That woman on Love Island, she’s as fit as fuck,’ said Thape.

‘Now, my wife – she’s ordinary. I think we’re all agreed, she won’t be going on Love Island,’ added Thape.