Man already pretending he’ll be going to the gym in January


A man has already begun his annual practice of pretending that he’ll be going to the gym in January.

Local man, Peter Thape normally begins pretending about going to the gym in-between Christmas and New Year, but has brought the process forward this year.

Thape will spend the remainder of December imagining that he’ll have a muscular body next year, until January actually arrives, when he’ll think…fuck it.

‘Yep, I’m definitely, definitely going to do it next year. Definitely. Absolutely definitely,’ said Thape.

Unless…’ added Thape.