Man considers a 2nd pair of jogging pants for the next 3 wks

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A man is considering chiselling off his sweatpants and moving into a second pair for the next phase of the lockdown.

But with nobody to impress, local leg owner, Peter Thape is struggling to justify the transition into his reserve pair.

Thape admits that once you start changing your trousers, you move into the more dangerous area of changing jumpers, and that’s not going to happen.

‘Saving good money on washing powder,’ admitted Thape.

‘Not worn jeans for 4 weeks…bliss,’ he added.