A man is desperately trying to act like a grown up, as he and his wife entertain her old boyfriend, who happens to be in town.
Peter Thape (34) is coolly trying to monitor the way that his wife is looking at this much older ex-boyfriend, and carefully assessing the depth of any in-jokes.
Thape though is doing well, and asking appropriate and informed questions, despite wondering whether this is the guy that taught her that thing she can do with a pretzel.
‘Perhaps next week, we’ll go out with a couple of the loose skanks that I went out with?’ thought Thape.
‘I’m too scared to go to the toilet, in case she gives him a hand-shandy under the table,’ he also thought.