A Warwickshire man who came home at 5.30 in the evening has walked into the kitchen to find the gas ring still burning from breakfast time.
Peter Thape (42) from Rugby leant on his family like a member of the East German Stasi before his teenage son cracked and admitted that it was from his eggs nine hours previous.
Thape, who has got showers down to 2 mins 30, food waste to 3%, and recharges his phone in libraries, walked from the interview with his son, with his head gently bowed.
‘This could be the lowest point of my life,’ said Thape.
‘No man should ever experience the anger that I feel right now,’ added Thape.