Man exhausted, waiting for his wife to give birth


A man who’s getting pretty hungry, is trying desperately hard not to tell his wife to get a move on with the whole childbirth thing.

Local dad-to-be, Peter Thape is also thinking about not mentioning that the whole experience is a bit more boring than he thought it would be.

Thape has been fairly supportive with back rubs and hand-holding, but has now been up for 24 hours, and could do with a small sleep.

‘Greatest moment of your life – bollocks,’ said Thape.

‘Could do with a bit of toast here, love,’ Thape told the midwife.