A Shropshire man, who found himself alone with a pin art toy, has not made any attempt to imprint his tan banana onto the pin screen.
Peter Thape (28) from Telford believed he was alone, and began the familiar placing of his hand, V-sign fingers and even his face onto the pins.
But Thape did not realise that his fairly new girlfriend was watching, and she was horrified to see Thape make no effort to remove his trousers, or even glance down at his own belt buckle.
‘What a weirdo! This is not someone I want a long-term relationship with,’ admitted Thape’s disappointed girlfriend.
‘After I realised that he wasn’t going to do the penis thing, I called the authorities immediately,’ added Thape’s girlfriend.