A man has been found guilty of breaking the unwritten men’s law of not leaving a one urinal gap when using the ‘gents’.
The law clearly states that a minimum of one urinal space (if available) shall always be kept between pissing men.
The law goes on to explain that if a man shall be forced to piss between two other men, then the middle man shall struggle to start his wee.
‘We took the man to the cells immediately,’ said arresting officer, Peter Thape.
‘Some things are above the law,’ added Thape.