Man finishes with girlfriend after she catches a spider under a glass


A 27 year old man, who is terrified of spiders, has realised that his relationship has no future after his girlfriend of two weeks caught a huge spider under a glass.  

Peter Thape had been preparing to violently slaughter the massive spider as it ran across the carpet of his flat, before his new girlfriend dropped to the carpet and saved it under a glass.

Thape had planned to hit the spider repeatedly, many times, even after it had died, making his traditional terrible noise as he did it, before his girlfriend swooped down.

‘There’s been a massive shift of power – the whole thing’s unworkable,’ said Thape.

‘You’ve got to want the same things for a relationship to work…she’s outa here,’ added Thape.