A man has been caught in a conversation with his cousin for over twenty minutes, and can’t see any way out, in which they both live.
Peter Thape (31) knew that he’d have to speak to his cock cousin at some point during Christmas dinner, but was hoping he might get away with a simple…hello, or a how are you, ok?
Thape has been considering faking his own death, or severing one of the more significant arteries in his neck, to try to end the conversation.
‘How long can I keep this fixed grin on my face?’ asked Thape.
‘Kill me. Please, kill me,’ added Thape.