A man who has been charged with the task of cleaning the house, seems to think that the job involves deodorant.
Peter Thape knows that his wife is due home shortly, and was reminded by her to clean up before she returned.
Thape had obviously used the time to do fuck all, until a late panicky attempt to de-smell the rooms saw him race around issuing aggressive bursts of Lynx Dark Temptation.
‘That should do it,’ said Thape.
‘Just push these clothes very hard into a draw,’ added Thape.