Man pisses through 6 months chocolate in a week


A man has scared both himself and those around him, by getting through six months of chocolate since Christmas day.

Peter Thape (34) received a typical Christmas Day haul of chocolate bars and Celebration style tins, which would ordinarily last a human for about six months.

But, some holiday nonsense just overtook Thape, who rattled through the lot of it like a man on a mission.

‘Went through a kilo Dairy Milk like it was a bag of buttons,’ said Thape.

‘Tell you what; I’ve had no problem going to the toilet,’ added Thape.