A man had stood back and stared at the two shitty shelves he’s put up, as if he’d invented electricity.
Local man, Peter Thape has now brought his wife in to help stare at the shelves, whilst he tells her all about the rawl plugs that he’s used.
Thape is now seriously considering the purchase of a tool belt, for weekend wear.
‘Never felt more like a man,’ said Thape.
‘Might mention the shelves to a few people at work tomorrow, might not…see how I feel,’ added Thape.