Man successfully cleans child’s skids with his own wee jet


A man’s day has peaked at quarter to eight with him successfully cleaning his child’s poo stripe off the toilet bowl with his own fierce morning urination.  

Local man, Peter Thape looked at the toilet in horror this morning when he saw a pebble dashing of the bowl from his own 10 year old daughter.

But, Thape kept calm and aimed his own equipment at the porcelain to fully clean the bowl in one superb attempt…no toilet brush required.

‘There was one stubborn bit, possibly from yesterday, but I won through,’ said Thape.

‘This is probably the high point of the day,’ admitted Thape.