A man who suddenly got the urinal jitters, is fairly sure that he’s convinced those around him that he’d done a perfectly good wee.
Peter Thape (34) approached the urinal at Watford Gap Services with a confident desire to wee, but in the presence of a urinator on either side, complete folded.
Thape then calculated the average time for a wee, did an effective pretend shake, and confidently strode off with his head held high.
‘Even did a cursory hand wash at the taps,’ boasted Thape.
‘Got this pretend weeing down to an art,’ added Thape.