A man has successfully fooled his friends into thinking he understands the new Northern Ireland Brexit proposals.
Local pretend clever person, Peter Thape used the tactic of repeating the terms ‘Single Market,’ and ‘Customs Union,’ until everybody else present glazed over.
Thape had a number of reserve acronyms in place, such as DUP and MEP, to be used in an emergency conversation.
‘I’m the cleverest person I know,’ said Thape.
‘Nobody likes me, do they?’ he added.