Man timing his work poo with the hand dryer


A man sitting in the toilet cubicles at work is desperately trying to time his bowel expulsions with other worker’s use of the hand dryer.

Local employee, Peter Thape, who is using the second cubicle from the right, realised fairly early on that his motion was not going to be a quiet one.

Thape initially tried to use the noisy opening of the toilet door to mask his rectal blasts, but has had to move on to timing it with the use of the deafening hand dryer.

‘Are the toilets empty? I could do it now,’ thought Thape.

‘This could take ‘till 3 o’clock,’ added Thape.