A man who has made the tremendous error of agreeing to go shopping with his wife is wondering if he could suspend his body from the neck on a clothes rail.
Peter Thape (31) has only remained alive on the promise of coffee and cake to be taken after his wife finally chooses a top.
But Thape foolishly thought that the top buying process would take less than three hours, and is eyeing up potential suicide spots in the shopping centre.
‘The fall from Debenhams to the food court should do it,’ suggested Thape.
‘People would just step over my dead body to get to the next shop, though,’ added Thape.