Man with three children not really ready to have kids yet

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A 34 year old happily married man with three children, doesn’t feel any closer to being ready to become a dad than when he was 15.

Local dad, Peter Thape is convinced that his wife has somehow secretly sedated him over the years, as he’s floated through the process of becoming a father, and subsequently an adult.

Thape has extended his theory to include, ‘Moving in together,’ ‘Getting engaged,’ and ‘Getting married,’ which he now suspects all only happened because everyone else was doing it.

‘I don’t really remember the bit where we sat down and desperately talked about wanting to have children,’ admitted Thape.

‘I’m pretty sure I’d still be happy just playing on my Xbox in my undies all day,’ added Thape.