Men looking forward to less sexual rejection


The onset of February, the shortest month of the year, means that men can expect their advances to be spurned statistically less than in any other month.

Britain’s men are cock-a-hoop about the 28 day month that means less sexual rejection from their wives than in some of the bumper months like March, July and August. Peter Thape (44) uses a variety of bribes, threats and humour to bring his wife to a state of sexual interest, but still accepts his daily rejections in good humour.

‘Big fan of February. 28 knock-backs, maximum,’ said Thape.

‘Not as much fun in a leap year. Already dreading 2020,’ added Thape.