Men made ugly on purpose


It is has been revealed that God, or whoever was in charge of design, originally made men generally unpleasant to look at, in order to allow society to function properly.

A report from think-tank, Thape Industries has concluded that if women were as attracted to men as men are to women, then productivity would half in the UK.

A poll discovered that women only find 6% of men good looking, whereas men find 76% of women attractive. Think-tank spokesman, Peter Thape believes that the general ugliness of most men may have been an economics based decision.

‘If women found men only 50% more handsome, people would barely get to work in the morning,’ said Thape.

‘They’d be stopping off on the roadside and in parks like dogs.’  Thape added.