It is has been revealed that God, or whoever was in charge of design, originally made men generally unpleasant to look at, in order to allow society to function properly.
A report from think-tank, Thape Industries has concluded that if women were as attracted to men as men are to women, then productivity would half in the UK.
A poll discovered that women only find 6% of men good looking, whereas men find 76% of women attractive. Think-tank spokesman, Peter Thape believes that the general ugliness of most men may have been an economics based decision.
‘If women found men only 50% more handsome, people would barely get to work in the morning,’ said Thape.
‘They’d be stopping off on the roadside and in parks like dogs.’ Thape added.