Middle-class white 15 year old turns urban


Intrigue has struck a leafy village in Buckinghamshire, where a teenage boy’s mind and body appears to have been taken over by a patois talking, smooth moving avatar.

Bobby Thape, who attended choir practice and extra Latin until last Thursday, returned from school on Friday and suddenly felt the need to end each sentence with the words ‘in it.’ Young Bobby has also started referring to his father, who is understood to be the local GP, as ‘bro’ or ‘blood.’ Additionally, Bobby appears to have developed a limp, as if walking with a stone in one shoe.

‘Stop with your aksing me about me Latin homework, blood,’ said Bobby to his father.

‘I eat this jerk, then I’m out to see me bitches,’ added Bobby.