Kate Middleton has kicked off big-time after finding out that new baby, Prince Kevin is not eligible for Universal Credit because of the new two baby limit.
Middleton reportedly punched a hole in the shitty plasterboard wall at the palace after finding out that the Child Tax Credit rules changed 12 months ago.
Middleton was seen by paparazzi at Hyde Park B & Q, picking up some undercoat bonding plaster to fill the hole in the wall.
‘This just needs to set, and then I’ll skim it in the morning,’ said Middleton.
‘It’s been a proper shit night. Kevin was a mardy arse all night – must have colic or something,’ added Middleton.