Might as well start Home Schooling after Easter, agrees Nation


The nation has agreed that it’s more or less the Easter holidays, so no point starting with all that Home Schooling nonsense.

Local carpet fitter, Peter Thape has been wondering if he’s an essential worker, and therefore able to send his kids to school.

Thape knows that without his work being done, people could easily get a draft through the exposed floorboards, and probably get Coronavirus as a result.

‘I’ll put my case forward, see how I get on,’ said Thape.

‘Just doesn’t feel natural, looking after your own children on a Monday,’ he added.