The nation has decided that Chocolate Fest, which used to be known as The Christian Festival of Easter, shall deliver mini eggs today.
Mini Eggs, or the tons of different versions of them shall be today’s choice of chocolate, saving the major egg for tomorrow.
Local chocolate eater, Peter Thape has thanked Jesus for dying on the cross, and subsequently delivering Cadbury’s Caramel mini eggs.
‘Chocolate and sunshine – pisses on Christmas,’ said Thape.
‘A world where a normal cream egg seems boring…how fantastic,’ added Thape.