Nude sensation, Mona Lisa is considering having buttock augmentation surgery before making a cameo appearance on leading reality nonsense, The Only Way is Essex.
The one time model of Leonardo da Vinci has fallen on hard times, and will use a series of reality appearances to help raise her diminishing profile.
Mona Lisa, who was seen walking through the streets of Liverpool yesterday with her hair in rollers, has admitted that her decision to appear topless on the day that Hugh Hefner died was in poor taste.
‘Gonna get some filler for these skinny lips, too,’ said Mona Lisa.
‘My look is so 16th century,’ she added.