Bobby Thape (15) described his loving mother as an idiot for bringing his forgotten packed lunch into school for him.
Bobby had to experience the ignominy of watching the school secretary interrupt double science to present him with the foil wrapped package in front of his amused peers.
As Bobby attempted to laugh off the hiatus, the secretary walked back into the classroom having forgotten to hand him his yoghurt pot and favourite spoon, which was embossed with the face of Elsa from Frozen.
‘She’s an idiot! Why’d she bring that spoon in? That’s a home spoon, the idiot,’ said Bobby Thape.
‘I didn’t ask her to take two hours out of her working day to bring my lunch in, did I?’ added Bobby.