Mum cleaning shit off toilet doesn’t remember signing up for this


A mum who finds herself constantly cleaning up the whole family’s toilet behaviour cannot remember the point at which she volunteered for the job.

Local mum, Murial Hislop didn’t ever imagine that the constant picking up of empty cardboard tubes and flushing of discarded piss would feature so heavily in her life.

Hislop can’t risk leaving the cleaning to someone else, knowing that the toilet would eventually turn into the one from Trainspotting.

‘This isn’t how I saw my life when I was a little girl,’ said Hislop.

‘My daughter actually shouted at me last week because I was cleaning it when she needed to use it,’ added Hislop.